For all the pants that were lost to Chub Rub

colors-of-autumn:

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fgts-ahoy:

glamorouslyundead:

acruelultimatum:

think of all the sex you could be having with this couch

and by sex i mean lying down alone on it while you watch episodes of your favorite tv shows on netflix 

Fuck.

gimme this couch, omfg

(Source: humortrain)

#like you don’t even know how obsessed i am with chocolate guys #i’m so low maintenance there’s nothing to maintain #JUST GIVE ME CHOCOLATE #dear future husband this would be perfect kthx

(Source: musthavebeenadreamer)

  • Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.

cocklessexual:

That moment in a fanfic when your otp finally says they love each other.

  • Status: Rain! :)
  • Older person on Facebook: Us too, so badly needed as well. Tell your mom I said hi. How is the family? Tell everyone hi from us. We miss you all so much. Wish we could be there. You're a beautiful young woman.

Quietly trying not to get caught browsing through these. /I’msuchasorryexcusefora24yearold (Taken with Instagram)

saskiahamiltons:

coolestgirl-:

I just love thar Tumblr’s problem with 50 Shades of Grey isn’t “my goodness, it’s so pornographic!” but instead “oh my god this is the worst written porn I’ve ever read am I allowed to send this author some choice livejournal entries so she can improve her style”

 #We are the largest gathering of literary pornography snobs

(Source: deathtiel)