think of all the sex you could be having with this couch
and by sex i mean lying down alone on it while you watch episodes of your favorite tv shows on netflix
Fuck.
gimme this couch, omfg
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#like you don’t even know how obsessed i am with chocolate guys #i’m so low maintenance there’s nothing to maintain #JUST GIVE ME CHOCOLATE #dear future husband this would be perfect kthx
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Hearing your online friend’s voice for the first time.
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That moment in a fanfic when your otp finally says they love each other.
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I just love thar Tumblr’s problem with 50 Shades of Grey isn’t “my goodness, it’s so pornographic!” but instead “oh my god this is the worst written porn I’ve ever read am I allowed to send this author some choice livejournal entries so she can improve her style”
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